"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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