I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
