In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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