Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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