So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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