His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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