a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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