how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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