just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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