batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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