It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
