Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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