Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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