How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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