I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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