Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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