It's just like the Real World with babies
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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