i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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