The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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