We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just invented taco cereal.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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