I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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