she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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