I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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