Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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