I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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