his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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