so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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