I wanna passion pit in your ass
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I didn't notice because vodka
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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