But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
