I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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