Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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