marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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