How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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