I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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