Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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