i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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