Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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