whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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