Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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