i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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