It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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