Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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