Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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