yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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