I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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