guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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