$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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