so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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