I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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