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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

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(208): View more from Idaho

She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her

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(650): View more from California

so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.

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What...you let him do that?

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It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow

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(515): View more from Iowa

After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding

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(216): View more from Ohio

he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

(513): View more from Ohio

so is it as big as he says?

(216): View more from Ohio

he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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(914): View more from New York

yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans

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(613): View more from Ontario

ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.

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(206): View more from Washington

I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.

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