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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
