"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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