Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It's blow job season.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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