so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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