How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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