You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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